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Movie Reviews
Reviews are contributed by Dr. Usman khawaja.
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If you ever felt more sorry for Bollywood capers moulded out of Hollywood blockbusters, then you need to go and see this epic abroad a cruise ship
U Me Aur Hum
Director : Ajay Devgan
Producer : Ajay Devgan
Cast : Ajay Devgon, Kajol, Divya Dutta,Isha Shervani, Sumeet Raghavan, Karan Khanna.Rituparna Sengupta, Sarika
Music : Vishal Bharadwaj
Producer : Ajay Devgan
Cast : Ajay Devgon, Kajol, Divya Dutta,Isha Shervani, Sumeet Raghavan, Karan Khanna.Rituparna Sengupta, Sarika
Music : Vishal Bharadwaj
called star Libra. I wish they had liberated the poor audience from having to pay to watch this movie disaster, but then it was just as predictable as the sinking of titanic.
All this of course is only the icing on the cake as the fruit pie is made up of sizable helpings of the Ryan Gosling love epic-NOTEBOOK, this is of course directed or mixed by the man who last gave us the great OTHELLO version-OMKARA, and has himself given great acts like ZAKHM and APHARAN.
Here he appears in the famed role of an oldie trying to invoke memories of an old love in his dementing spouse, but that is no disaster compared to the artistic and commercial disaster of this sinking cruiser.
If you want to see some terribly bad re-shots of TITANIC with Ajay-Kajol dancing and skipping on this poorly copied replica of the famed ship, then please go and see this really chaste couple salsa to a bad version of an ENRIQUE IGLESIAS number, the fact they cannot salsa is matched only by the sheer stupidity of the dialogues.
The movie actually spends half its time on the ship with the 3 couples, Ajay Devgan the psychiatrist courting the cocktail waitress Kajol
All this of course is only the icing on the cake as the fruit pie is made up of sizable helpings of the Ryan Gosling love epic-NOTEBOOK, this is of course directed or mixed by the man who last gave us the great OTHELLO version-OMKARA, and has himself given great acts like ZAKHM and APHARAN.
Here he appears in the famed role of an oldie trying to invoke memories of an old love in his dementing spouse, but that is no disaster compared to the artistic and commercial disaster of this sinking cruiser.
If you want to see some terribly bad re-shots of TITANIC with Ajay-Kajol dancing and skipping on this poorly copied replica of the famed ship, then please go and see this really chaste couple salsa to a bad version of an ENRIQUE IGLESIAS number, the fact they cannot salsa is matched only by the sheer stupidity of the dialogues.
The movie actually spends half its time on the ship with the 3 couples, Ajay Devgan the psychiatrist courting the cocktail waitress Kajol
who looks like she forgot to wear her make-up in the hope she will look naturally tanned and ended up looking like an African mama, she plays the young sweetheart looking like 35 and is matched by a hard drinking, blubbering Devgan who tells her reassuringly that he is not gay, while fluttering his eyes like a eunuch.
She tells him in retort she cannot associate with her clients and after that is seen in every scene walking every walk-board on the ship where they can be seen for miles, they even sing and dance courtesy of the ships orchestra, of course its excused as Ajay Devgan is playing a world famed salsa dancer who won some competition in Atlanta, Georgia-oh please somebody-give me a break and wont MARTIN LUTHER KING be coming to the couple’s wedding himself.
This only happens as Ajay steals her diary from her cabin and gets to know she is salsa crazy, he is helped by Kajol’s friend Leena who is an English woman, other than that Leena cannot act or dance and keeps crying for no reason which made me think she had not been breast fed as she was acting like an infant.
After stealing the diary, Mr.Devgan gets a crash lesson from his best friend’s wife Natty, while the best friend goes on a nude tour of the ship with gay men eyeing his arse on the starboard.
She tells him in retort she cannot associate with her clients and after that is seen in every scene walking every walk-board on the ship where they can be seen for miles, they even sing and dance courtesy of the ships orchestra, of course its excused as Ajay Devgan is playing a world famed salsa dancer who won some competition in Atlanta, Georgia-oh please somebody-give me a break and wont MARTIN LUTHER KING be coming to the couple’s wedding himself.
This only happens as Ajay steals her diary from her cabin and gets to know she is salsa crazy, he is helped by Kajol’s friend Leena who is an English woman, other than that Leena cannot act or dance and keeps crying for no reason which made me think she had not been breast fed as she was acting like an infant.
After stealing the diary, Mr.Devgan gets a crash lesson from his best friend’s wife Natty, while the best friend goes on a nude tour of the ship with gay men eyeing his arse on the starboard.
The third couple is Divya Dutta as a gynaecologist with her quarrelling husband who delivers lines to put down her Indian hubby and